It's not whether you win or lose, it's how fast you can run the fuck away from me.
Age 30, Male
Lazy fuck.
O CANADA
Joined on 8/22/07
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Smash a goomba
Make a nasty sandwich.
Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to.
Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo.
Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard.
Smash EVERYTHING.
Best your friend.
Win the race.
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Reach chaos for the first time