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It's not whether you win or lose, it's how fast you can run the fuck away from me.

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Silver Whistle
Ranked as Pvt. First Class

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2012-07-22 00:19:16 by 51430

Lack of updates for 1+ years + failing to give a shit about logging in constantly = account death

Unlike this account, AIM's still open for business, should you desire to invest time in me.

So, official announcement of abandonment. 'Twas fun, guise.

Recent Game Medals

Jump Man 5 Points Smash a goomba Medal Stats.
Nastwich 10 Points Make a nasty sandwich. Medal Stats.
Hoarder Patrol 5 Points Snag the first three powerups in a match before anyone else has a chance to. Medal Stats.
C-C-Combo Maker 25 Points Deliver at least 80 damage in one aerial combo. Medal Stats.
People Pancakes 5 Points Lure two or more opponents into the trash compactor during any battle in the Scrapyard. Medal Stats.
Destroyer 25 Points Smash EVERYTHING. Medal Stats.
Best Friend 25 Points Best your friend. Medal Stats.
Runner 25 Points Win the race. Medal Stats.
I came prepared. 25 Points Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day. Medal Stats.
Pump up the Volume 5 Points Reach chaos for the first time Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 77 (From 24 different games.)